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Capital City Report Card

Brisbane: this freckle-faced lad applies himself to all sports and outdoor activities. Academically, he just gets by but is easily diverted.

Melbourne: a tidy, well-groomed child who spends a lot of time in the library but entertains his close circle of friends with witty conversation. Occasionally had trouble relating to Sydney.

Perth: this suntanned lad excelled as captain of the swimming team and, while a bit of a loner, is confident and has leadership potential.

Sydney: sometimes has trouble defining the fine line between fun and larrikinism. Has found himself up before the principal on occasions but is certainly the live wire of the class. Has been prone to smugness since the last big sports carnival.

Adelaide: an unassuming lad who has produced some fine works of art and was outstanding as lead in the school play. An asset to the debating team.

Canberra: A fine library monitor and prefect, he should go on to bigger and better things but currently has a tendency to try to please all people rather than show true leadership.

Darwin: a lively and likeable lad, but a little lazy and could apply himself more. Currently on suspension for drinking behind the toilet block.

Hobart: a quiet boy who seems happy with his hobbies. Voted most likely to end up with the best looking girl at the graduation ball.

Note: This report card has students at a boy’s only school. If it were coeducational, perhaps the boys would be Darwin, Melbourne, Canberra and Brisbane and the girls, Sydney, Perth and Hobart, with Adelaide an each way bet.



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